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Thursday, January 9, 2003 - Dan
Alright, I fucking updated. Happy now? Fuck.
- Dan
Saturday, October 26, 2002 - Dan
You know, C3P0 didn't have many friends. Except R2D2, but he's just a protocol droid. Fucking protocol droids...
P.S. Mint + Chalk = Rolaids. Thank you.
- Dan
Friday, October 18, 2002 - Dan
I skipped work again today. I have been doing this alot lately. At first I thought it might be some deep-rooted psychological problem, but than I realised I'm just extremely apathetic. Oh well.
On a side note, I am considering splicing the DNA of a koala bear and a goat. I am not sure of the reason, but I'll keep you posted.
- Dan
Monday, September 9, 2002 - Me?
Whoa... Been a while since an update eh? So you ask what the hell happened to this site, where did it all go wrong? Well here's how I think it happend... The site was going great, everything was working out fine. Lobster was doing his part in making all the buttons and links work, while I was probably playing checkers with a monkey or maybe eating something I found in a shoe somewhere. We would add new sections, edit old ones, we would laugh we would cry. We had everything going for us. Our site was amazing, we had it all. Then one day Lobster's head got swollen. No, not meaning he got to big for his ego, I mean he ate some bad hot dogs and his head swelled to the size of a beachball. It was really cool. As for me, I started a new life stealing medicine from orphans and selling it back to them at an outrageous price. Anyways, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Lobster might have another perspective on things, but his opinion doesn't count, because his head is still the size of a small house. Somewhere in my valient travels across the internet I stumbled upon our old website, so I thought I would drop in for a quick update. Okay to tell you the truth Lobster has been taking flight lessons for the past few months and I just got to lazy to update this site anymore. Yes, they let Lobster fly planes. Yes, real planes. I know, I'm scared too. As for me, I've been battling killer robots that shoot bees at you in a far off galaxy. So what's to become of Communist Lobster you ask? Well, you probably don't give a fuck but I'll tell you anyways. I think I'm gonna scrap most of the other sections and just stick with basic crap. True crap, at it's finest, spewed forth from your's truly. We'll see though, the next update might be some time in 2011. Till next time. Bouncin'. Peace.
P.S. See Marc, I told you I would update the site eventually. Heh...
- Dan
Friday, December 29, 2000 - The Lobster
Aight luisten you Bwarking Fucks I am Quaked outta me mind whta da fuck fid beenokrn just say.Please plesae explain DUe where me car please i want to know what the stupid ficking movie is about and why there are space aliens around the car. how does this stupid fucking idea work intot this stupid ass movie. Loser Loser ok this is what happens there is two guys and where tey wakje up and a guy pees in the plant tand they get outside and they find this treansmutant and she give them monkey night beoifer. ok and they walk abonlg and these woierdos picmk them up in the van ans they tell the to give them this universal tansponder for RECKON. and then no andthen and then no and then AND THEN thswe women come up to them that eant the univeral EKIN. yta and these too russain lantinos want the universal RENKon. They dont know what they are so they fake it with a toy bu the russain latinos know that they are fdakey. so the women turn into giant women and they beat them with the iiversal REKON tablet. and the movie ends with the twins. Thankyou for splaining the move.
- The Lobster
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Ok here is something to think about, suppose your walking down the street and you come across a shopping cart with 17 cans of cat food in it. So what do you do?
A. Strip nude get in the cart and have a friend push you down a hill and feast on cat food until you hit something and die.
OR
B. Walk past the cart and pay no attention to it.
How did you do?
If you selected A. then you have come to the right place and I'm pretty such will find this site gross, nasty, offensive, and funny as shit. If you selected B. then by god man get off this page now! I dont want to listen to your stupid bitchy Emails telling me how bad my site is.
Enjoy the site!
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